Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up

technologic baby: b-b-b
thomas: what is it? baby? birdie?
technologic baby: buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it, plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag and drop it, zip, unzip it, lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam unlock it, surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch update it, name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it, touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, start, format it
guy-man: holy shit


naked-arachnidsgrip:

((i promised i wouldnt do mindfang nudestuck but here we are))

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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Green Apple Cheesecake, Fine Foods, Hong Kong

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youtubekillsme:

Why are adults so afraid to curse in front of teenagers like most of us have a worse mouth than you

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chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

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